| Mirdon | |
|---|---|
Some attributes
| |
| First | Bearded |
| Second | Old |
| Third | Funny |
Other attributes
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| Fourth | Senile |
| Fifth | Eccentric |
| Sixth | Coot |
Mirdon (full name Mirdon W. Dumbledalph the Third) is a wizard and one of the associates.
Appearance[]
Mirdon is an elderly human with blue eyes and white eyebrows, moustache and beard. He wears a blue robe with gold trim, soft blue pointy hat with gold trim and gold earrings. His beard is confined by a rainbow-coloured scrunchy. He claims to only own two hats and was very upset when one was stolen. He carries a crooked wooden staff with gold trim and a spherical blue crystal held at the top.
History[]
Mirdon is 300 years old and was born in Old World, in a time before a great evil drove people south.
Mirdon met Doraleous while living in a cardboard box near Mt. Aeyus, begging for money. As Doraleous was looking for a wizard for his group and saw his staff, he asked Mirdon to show him what he could do and was impressed enough to invite him to join the team.
Personality[]
Mirdon shows signs of senile dementia, forgetting his own magical abilities or characters he has met. He often joins Neebs in irresponsible and selfish behaviour, such as selling team equipment for personal gain.
He does, however, have a softer side, as he loves kittens, owns a teddy bear, and openly cried at Drak's funeral.
Skills and Abilities[]
Being a wizard, Mirdon is able to conjure spells for various occasions like combat, searching, and for fun.
He is armed with a staff with a crystal in it which he uses to conjure light or even spells like power beam
Spells[]
Mirdon has used, attempted or claimed to know perhaps fourteen spells:
- avalanche of inconvenience
- explosio
- googleus oogleus
- lightning
- metallo dustisi
- nose noise of the north
- nose wind of the north
- power beam
- screaming cock
- Signalus Crackalus
- serpentus limbus
- Five spells of unknown name.
- unnamed animal changing spell
However, when asked to write down his spells, Mirdon was only able to list four, including power beam, plus two magical recipes. Mirdon also controls enslaved pigeons capable of putting up posters.
Quotes[]
"If I was confused I would give up, but this, I'm not as confused as I should be. You guys are affected."
"Oh good damn shit"
"Bitch"
"Its true you shouldn't take things from something's butthole and then put it in your bloodstream"
" Ha ha ha he's right, we're so stupid"
"Cat blew up!"
"Have you had your eyes protruding out of you head?"